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(O.o) (notes username)

Huh. Username relevant, it seems. Carry on.

My pleasure, friend!

And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol

Interior decor is important to some, many even place their furniture in specific, seemingly counterintuitive ways to maximize their good vibes and whatnot.

The carpet matching the drapes may accidentally introduce a null aura transdimensional timevoid (deSitter/De Broglie space adjacent) that the person you’re responding to may (or may not) wish to avoid.

Yes.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Grats, bro, you’re now completely irrelevant. EZ GG

ACME Corp.’s most loyal customer.

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Cheat code: be unobservable.

And you know how it is: I really don’t care what time it was. Whoa-oh oh so I asked them if I could stay awhile…

Walkin in the park just the other day baby, whaddya… whaddya think I saw

No pressure… because there’s no atmosphere.

ffs they could’ve done something as easy (and given less paint used, possibly cheaper) by putting little hearts down. But no, some idiot heard the word abattoir and decided that art style would fit right in at a hospital.

If you insist

Yuck feah!

We need a hear everyday

but I am allergic to sound (1 ear)

so easy to use

Meanwhile trump blows $200 million in tax payers’ money for a fucking golden ballroom at the WH. “Just more ways to spend my money.”

Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)

So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?

We will, however, throw you into an El Salvadorian gulag with due process!

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