It’s perfect for frying your wieners in.
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
Hair gel or protein powder.
Some sort of performance improving lube?
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
Mohawk glue
Lol
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
This is the only answer that makes sense.
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Looks like a hair product?
For your jock.
For fun and games in the cockpit?
Hair product
