I’ll upvote this even though I have zero clue what it is saying cause clearly this is stience

Can confirm, felt epic.

Penis, with an entirely straight face.

This is a quality plant nerd meme

Butter. Sap is not water soluble, so soap and water won’t work. It is, however, fat-soluble, so you must rub an oil (any pet-safe/food oil will work) into the fur and incorporate the two together. Then you can use soap and water to rinse out the mixture. Voila! Works like a charm on many hydrophobic substances.