Ah, yes, my arch rival. We meet for the first time.

That took me a second, sadly it would have been a second too long. : [

Wife

What do you mean hoax!? He lost the weight! Also, what does this have to do with technology?

Don’t worry, I wish I could get some too. : [

I have played the game (baba is you) and that is the solution.

Fucking saaaaaaaaaaaaame. I feel like there is a solution here that benefits the both of us…

A mixture of depression and surprise that I got any reply other than some variation of “same”

I wish I had someone who cared about me that much, even as a friend.