Try Zapdos Ex , 4 heads is bliss

you could always just find the folder windows update lives in and change the permissions so the system can’t access it.

Thats because its… HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

avoid altogether. [object] belongs to Travis

It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn’t launch into the ceiling.

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

It’s a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn’t trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don’t feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn’t matter anymore and enjoy the shade.

kinky

Arson.

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

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I thought the thumbnail was nsfw blurred and I clicked it to see space lewds

You just gotta slowly grind heal exp blowing all your money on extra staffs until she gets to 20, and class upgrade her to a bishop. Then she can take TWO hits!

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,”  It’s like nails on a chalkboard every time I hear it. There is a very limited context where it may be applicable, but mostly it’s used to give up trying or mock someone for failing a task. Have you never gotten better at something over time? Learned an instrument? Played a hard video game? Learned to ride a bike? It stops problem solving dead and kills motivation making it less than useless. Oh and its misattributed to Einstein like every other shitty quote

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don’t lie to me asshole I know you can type

Just hemorrhaging

Jokes on you I’m into that

That Looks like Sue, the T rex in the Chicago field museum