“Did you know that salt and malt vinegar is not a traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?”

“What the f#$% is wrong with them?”

I mean, wouldn’t the safest place to continue doing concerts would be Australia, where they actually have pretty stringent gun laws?

Y’all need Jesus^H^H^H^H^H^H Robertson screws.___

Biden: End the tipped minimum wage.

Tipping also disappears.

Servers: Not like this!