So you’re the dickweed out on the roads doing 10 mph in the snow.
Stay home
Some of us know how to drive in the snow
(Slow on ice is acceptable, but if it’s an ice storm, stay home anyway. No reason to wind up in a ditch because you wanted Twinkies)
Imagine being an animated skeleton.
Imagine that skeleton has a thin layer of nerves over the bones. You know, for touching things
Imagine being allergic to gluten
Imagine your bones itching because your asshole roommate gave you glutenous snacks
“tHeY’Ll jUsT FaLl rIgHt tHrOuGh”
That necromancer was a dick btw
Acht, nae fairies! Pictsies! Nae flitty flitty
Hehehe, I like your funny words, magic man
Isle 6, between the tchotchkes and the ramen.
But the best stuff is next door at the Ace Hardware. The ones by the Duracell batteries are best
‘Was there anything else on the dinner menu?’
‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’
‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot.
‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’
The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.
Sometimes I’m scrolling and my thumb gets lazy and goes sideways and I upvote or downvote things unintentionally.
It’s the only explanation that makes sense
Sweet! Imma make Mr Bones Wild Ride
Pictured: The origin story of Delilah and Silas Briarwood
Pteppic and Ptraci are waiting beside Ptimothy
^GNU ^^Sir ^^^Pterry
Right? I feel like Child with Crayon should be between fanfic writer and 50 Shades
Barbie song, hands down
Ya it’s in the name. Google is synonymous with tracking and lack of privacy. Just another bit we give up to live in the most advanced and free country in the civilized world, governed by it’s citizens and not a conglomerate of corporate overlords selling our minds by inches.
Yup.
Ah, I see you also have that’s Gboard
(I literally swiped “ghosts Gboard” twice to get the advice above. Oh look, it happened again)
I would watch this episode of Black Adder
Funny, last night my wife and I were greeted by the shithole that is SEA, followed by a 45 minute wait for a shuttle to the car rental place. That airport is a joke.
(We’re exploring this part of the country, camping along the way and flying back home from Butte. If we were staying in Seattle we’d just use public transit/taxis)
Lots of walls of text in the comments. I’m sure the advice is good, I just don’t have the focus to read that much lol. I’ll keep it short
Two things:
Take a positive inventory. This can be hard, so maybe make a list, and write down one positive each day, then review the list daily.
Don’t compare your insides to other people’s outsides. You will never gain contentment comparing yourself to others
<3
Ollie went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,
And next week some of the guys
They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?
“The one you won from the neighbors?”
Ollie said, "It works pretty good,
“But I prefer toilet paper”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not out there tailgating people and passing, but I’m sure as hell wishing they’d piss off back home and let those that know how to drive get where they’re going
I don’t care what you think, and I’ll die on this ditch.
HILL! This… damnit