I’m not online enough to understand this.

Into the eWaste furnaces! The furnaces cry out for more eWaste!

FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I

BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM

It’s a sharp bidet.

Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.

I like how this has a -19 score and yet it’s still being served up to me for some reason.

Their CEO is a terminally online white nationalist anti-Semite who supports the overthrow of American democracy. I’ll be rooting against them and enjoying their every setback until that changes.

I have a private Plex server and all TVs disconnected from the internet. What does one have to do with the other?

I’m not going to join Twitter to find out.

RIP RARBG you are missed

“This trilogy isn’t Joever and neither is my campaign.”

Elon Musk telling the world he’s never been to therapy as if his wretched life isn’t a giant monument to that obvious fact. Oh, really, Elon? Wow! You seem so well-adjusted! How do you do it??