You’re a foreign actor, trying to influence the elections. Very bad. Much evil.

After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

I’m 50 and get posts from OnlyFans accounts and advertising for kegels exercises, mixed in with woodworking videos. I blame all the other men out there. No wonder I don’t use social media much anymore. I just want to see my friend’s and family’s pics/vids.

That’s a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

I love the response, “But this could mean we’d have to pay more!”

… and?