Newts?! In this economy?

I had to turn off notifications. What the actual fuck?

What the fuck happened in the comments?

I wouldn’t be surprised if said uncle asked to be made into a guitar or something.

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

Oooh that hits.

I went to a doctor for a refill on ear infection medication. That’s right a REFILL, for something that had been previously diagnosed by another doctor. I told him this, so many fucking times.

Nope. I had Covid.

“Sir, I just need a refill.”

He just screamed at me, in broken English. “NO, YOU HAVE COVID. GO!”

I did not have Covid. I didn’t even have a cough, a sneeze, or anything. My ear was in pain, and I couldn’t hear hardly at all… and yah know… it was fucking bleeding.

I did not get the medication he prescribed me. I got ear drops from behind the counter and took allergy meds and then hopped for the best.

Brother, you didn’t even have to examine me. I told you what was wrong. You could’ve gone home early!

I would say yes, then have a talk about safe sex.

Because if you say no? They’ll sneak off somewhere and do it anyway, in a much less safe manner, abd then you just have to hope to NOT hear about it because if you do it’ll be a “I majorly fucked up” one.

So yes. Say yes. Speaking as; somebody’s girlfriend.