Fargo legacy continues

People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.

So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

Right you are! My mistake. Thanks

I’d been off peanut butter for years. Restarted because of a dog. I don’t buy any with sugar (Adam’s is just peanuts), as it’s bad for me, bad for the dog.

Sugar additives are a plague that spans most US foods.

Not looking to sign up for diabetes, thanks

Grab a can of chickpeas (garbanzos). Put em in s blender. Add some olive oil, diced onions & garlic, salt, pepper, lemon juice & tahini (if you’ve got it). Blend. Garnish with diced pine nuts, paprika & oil if you like. That’s a simple DIY hummus.

Anyway, peanut butter is just peanuts pureed. Hummus is Mediterranean bean dip, as others have said.

Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.

Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he’s perfect for Craig’s shoes.

Black Adder will always be better than any Bond

Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Thanks for this & thank you, Dr Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)!

The Meaning of Life; Jabberwocky & Brazil if you’re adventurous (Gilliam’s hand directing, these last 2).

Hoping they get it right next time?

Which country has the world’s highest prisoner population?

USA, that’s who.

Paid by government for their incarceration, prisons can get nearly free labor from their inmates.

How is Zorro the GayBlade a villain?

What’s not to love? The new Alligator Auschwitz is a glorious new addition, brought to all by our glorious Great Pumpkin (Putkin?)

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My mistake. So many names for so many shitty corporations, can’t keep track of them.

Guess it makes sense: CBS cowed, pay us more for the non-propaganda!

When can we throw em all in the tar pit?

Or cosplaying David Bowie (first thing in my mind when I saw this pic).

Awesome! Thanks.

Guardian & AP are my go-to mainstream media sources. Good to add another .org source to Slate, Mother Jones, Daily Kos & the like

We’re canceling the most watched late night show on all platforms! Pay more now! For less!

Gotta love that great management. Hail capitalism!

Me three.

Thanks for publishing my intended texts to actual friends i dig as a meme