These fucking foreign trash should really learn english before coming here.
Oh they are bilingual.
Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.
That’s so cute lmfao
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I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it “gets people’s attention and makes em laugh”.
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
at least one of the two are going to be true
*lists three items*
I see what you did there. But I’ll still judge you for it…
Glad it at least made someone twitch. I got a good chuckle as I was typing it out.
dude’s marketing worked on me. you can’t misspeel that badly unintentionallly
I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.
Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?
Potatoes and tomatoes…lol
Smh can’t even spell gellapinnose right.
I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.
I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.
Ah you’re talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make
Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.
No prizes for guessing why that’s the one word they can spell
Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently
Here’s my lawyer with bail papers.
And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.
why do you gotta be all eugenicsy about it
Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You’d do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they’re like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically)
We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren’t willing to handle it. I almost said can’t, but I thought for a second.
They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.
Tried too hard. Anyone who’s illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would’ve gone for peper at least.
Bet those maters taste awesome tho…
What’s a mater?
No really, I don’t know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
You are correct. Ever seen Cars? The tow truck’s bame is Mater for this reason.
He is Sir Tow Mater, thank you.
Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!
I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.
It ain’t got no gas in it!
proper english spelling sucks anyways
English is my only language and yeah.
Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.
Technically there’s 6 words, whether it’s proper english word or not that’s not the question.
I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.
