SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days agohygienesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square132linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareCommissarVulpin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoGuys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoI know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-214 days agoA cure for hetero. Imagine if you could casually hook up with any of your similarly cute friends. And also intuitively understamd the plot of anything made by hideo kojima.
minus-squareCommissarVulpin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoDude, heterosexuality isn’t some kind of disease that needs to be cured. I would take intuitive understanding of Kojima’s plots, though.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoIt wouldn’t be some kind of disease if men didn’t generally suck so badly. Instead we need to invent the bisexuality gas.
Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
I…what?
A cure for hetero. Imagine if you could casually hook up with any of your similarly cute friends. And also intuitively understamd the plot of anything made by hideo kojima.
Dude, heterosexuality isn’t some kind of disease that needs to be cured. I would take intuitive understanding of Kojima’s plots, though.
It wouldn’t be some kind of disease if men didn’t generally suck so badly. Instead we need to invent the bisexuality gas.