You know, back in the day, news from America looked like this:

“A Stupid Horrible New Law That Screws People Over was just somehow passed, and it was the long time dream of Senator Whatshisface”.

And next to the article, we saw The Portrait: a dude in slick in front of the flag, nicely lit, wearing a sharp dress and tie, nicely combed, smiling with perfect teeth.

So apparently they stopped doing that now. The Portrait, I mean; the headlines are definitely the same.

Things change but things don’t really change.

This one got an extra chuckle for sure!

Serial killer vibes, one urban, one rural. Warn your children!

I think the Vance portrait would look better with a Joe Exotic hairdo (mullet and all).

He looks like someone just asked him to spell ‘necessary’ without using his phone.