Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Male doctor
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
The goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
Woosh
people like you should’ve stayed on reddit
It’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes
it’s not like I’m taking this serious
Your comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke
Adults are all total creeps
It’s gotta be Obvious Plant
Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
That’s horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
Whatever you do, avoid instructables
Add that to your block list so you aren’t tempted.
Neat, thanks!
Most old men have them. Just ask one.
So we’ve got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I’m pumped. We need more heros right now.
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
That’s a good hero right there
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Doesn’t all that extra weight damage the heart?
That’s why they take children for the job. “The children yearn for the hearts” as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Cheaper than eggs
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
When grows up wants to be?
Orange-shooting Man!
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I’ve got more
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
Right here
but my banan launcher is in the shop
so only orange
Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you’ve got there.Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?
Pomelo cannon or bust
He’s actually saying “Noteins enspark” which is orcish for “Prevent Scurvy”.
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.
