King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1
While in play it is functionally useless, but if its loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.
“Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
Holy hell!
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?
I slam a Royal Flush against the table.
Checkmate, plebs!
I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.
Pawns aren’t pieces :)
It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!
not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.
honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
Me when I’m playing Really Bad Chess
It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.
In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.
The pawns are so cute
I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia
rolls dice
Moves horse 7 places
“Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
Is chess even a real game?!
