Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squarecuttlebughug@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoCan still cum, just no sperm 🥲
minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
minus-squareSeekPie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
Future kink
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
Don’t kinkshame me
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)