You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other’s posts.
My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
Child labor laws ruined this country
There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out
No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this
Habit from the old BBSes I used… Can’t be having with this new fangled “mark down” at my age.
_This_ also works.
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.
Ye of little faith.
Because you just got wooshed.
I don’t know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak
Nothing gets past you two
My God it’s a joke
You guys downvote for this? They should have replied instead of downvoted
i dont think gasoline is healthy for the baby, karen
Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
Babys first huff of gas fumes
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.
I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
I only realised after reading your comment.
This just makes me angry
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mother of the year
Because his white fit will get filthy?
I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
And then the car clapped
