Thank god ❤️
What about two penises
What do you think the ladder is made of?
Penises obviously.
Watch me climb the dick ladder mouth first.
I heard that ladder had like, 30 goddamn dicks
I hate being on ladders, I’ll stay down here with the penises.
Hello.
No… I like touching myself way too much
You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder
Bold of you to assume I want to go to heaven with all of those “good Christians”
I would consider that an eternal punishment
That sounds like my version of hell.
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
You can hang on to the penis of someone who’s climbing.
You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.
I love living in the future
Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.
Don’t let them upsell you on an auto jacker, the manual ones work just fine.
Unless you’re climbing a penis ladder
me, who’s played Getting Over It:
Level up, try using your mouth instead
Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?
Hetero women, bisexuals and gay guys might just… Stop at that level and stay for a bit.
I’m going to keep climbing until the ladder turns into titties.
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
Oh fuck, for free???
I love Subaru
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?
I.don’t understand evangelicalism.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Pennies*
