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Fuck… now I’m hungry.
What monster red phones this
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
accept
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
Answer, obviously
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
Answer, obviously. It’s not every day you get a call from a sandwich.
Clearly a spam call, ignore
Tap green. Twice.
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
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Sorry I can’t answer… I’m already on a call.
