Testament to his genius that I have only watched this movie once and I immediately knew it. It bothered me. Movies don’t bother me.
I watched it about 20 years ago and I don’t think I will ever again.
Fantastic movie.
Out of morbid curiosity, what movie is it?
Eraserhead, the first? movie by famed genius/madman David Lynch.
Audible plop as it comes put.
Having that thing come put would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in.
start farming them, infinite food source
Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?
Speadin the wealth
This implies mass produced babies
Nah, just some classic man milking.
Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.
IDK why you don’t like this thought cuz your mom swallows real good
First of all: compare with friends.
It feels good
Never knew I needed the Smartypants videos in my life. Thanks for introducing me to them 😂.
Thank you! I didn’t want to have to dig up the episode by hand. The YT short missed the excellent stinger that seals this joke.
Remember, if you masturbate you are murdering billions of innocent sperm. You’re literally Charles Manson if you do this.
This is a sad day to have eyes.
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Enough internet
moar
The alternative is probably not much better:
ಠ_ಠ
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
This might be so traumatic, that young Billy wouldn’t produce offspring. Evolution in action.
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
Eraserhead (1977)
…ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
finally, a good use for ai
I mean, they eventually do. Fetuses kick in the womb.
uwu
What a terrible day to have eyes
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too…
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
Chugging sriracha
Arbok vs Muk
Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…