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Wait… That’s not a couch!
Doesn’t matter had sex
Vance? Is that you?
This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips
That’s right where my balls would have been!!!
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
Someone dropped the cherry?
And then maybe farted in sheer panic?
Try not to fall in to the burning ring of fire. You’ll go down down down as the flames get higher.
Warning: hot beverage
Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”
The fact that it’s so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody’s trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody’s car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.
Could be, but I think a seat heating malfunction is more likely. Looks like an older vehicle so there’s all sorts of things that could break down.
The driver also might’ve just parked it in the exact right spot to catch problematic sun reflections. There’s been a few buildings that are known to cause issues. People who parked around the ‘Walkie Talkie’ building in London had melted body panels, mirrors, burns in their interior, etc. They had to install screens on the building to stop this ‘death ray’ effect.
pondered your orb too hard?
I burned my father’s hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.
And I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher
And it burns, burns, burns
And it burns, burns, burns
In a ring of fire
Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo
This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.
Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.
Damn, Taco Bell?
This is why we cover our orbs people!
Don’t buy the anal vibrator on Temu
