I have two porch cats. They don’t look it here, but are actually kind of giant.

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

If trump is going to withhold aide anyway, why doesn’t Ukraine just do whatever?

I guess it may not be set in stone that trump will stop funding, but it’s probably a good bet. I guess you can’t win that war that quickly though.

“he’s starting to believe”

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

Is Bridgerton any good?

I don’t see Louisiana going blue anytime soon.

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

“Here’s mud in your eye”

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

Busy swaddling can’t come.

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU WHEN YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?

I’m trying my best.

I get that. I’ve had it since it came out so I’ve missed out on the bullying.

You can absolutely “ad me” the hell away from your product.

The few times that I’ve used YouTube at work I know I wouldn’t be watching YouTube at all if it wasn’t for premium.

I do completely live life to avoid ads as much as possible.