This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…
Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?
He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC
He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.
Too much was being asked of it
Can confirm.
Community note: This is 100% factual
I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.
It sparks whenever you hit the button.
That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background
I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true
Community note: this is absolutely factual.
I’m making a community note on this right now.
True.
Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.
No might about it.
Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.
It’s not his bag, baby!
Hey whats this?
Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.
Removed by mod
The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.
Removed by mod
Thank you, I feel the same.
TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
It still uses a pump
Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.
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Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.
I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused
Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times after reading yours to realize it
.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC
.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ
Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump
For the rat penis transplant, of course.
Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?
Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?
No because there isn’t a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.
