Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

It’s the same calculation but you also take a shot of vodka for all integers less than n but greater than 0

Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.

Yep that’s where he first broke containment

Rolexes

She’s a witch!

No thanks. If I wanted to blow myself up, I’d ride the one that looks like a penis built by the guy who also looks like a penis.

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

I’m pretty sure there’s a Netflix doc about two of those guys.

That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

Pfft typical

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Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

Yeah but if you were watching Nick at nite the whole time, why did the channel number flick on the screen for a second?

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

$ GPT how do we solve climate change?

GPT: command not found

$ cd /home/chatgpt

cd: command not found

I don’t really get either of these comments. No one should be using telegram for anything other than a discord clone, and of course the shady turds will gravitate to privacy-focused messaging apps. I mean presumably that’s why the turds chose telegram initially, they just fucked up the due diligence and thought telegram was secure because they credulously believed the founder dude who folded under state pressure.

I would also consider a proposal to install elon musk at that location.