Trying to play a video in a meeting results in 2009 levels of choppiness. It’s insane.

Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.

This fucking shitbird…

Yeah but he’d get cocky and take his cyber truck out. Then we’d throw rocks at it and break his “unbreakable” windows. It’d be real easy to get him, and the one who does is going to be the king of the purge. We’ll leave them alone out of respect.

Imagine paying money to watch YouTube.

Lol, this is hilarious. Thanks, Lemmy. It makes me feel better to know I’m not this far echo chambered. Good luck.

Can we make this AI the president of the United States?

Just use a pattern to lock your phone. Police can’t do shit if you have that set up.

Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

They are almost always a promise to do the opposite. He’s a lying piece of shit.

Lol, he “promised”? Are you new to… Uhh… All of this?

People hedged all their bets on the crazy right… Everyone likes to forget and ignore that sane people also don’t like being marginalized and persecuted.

Unlike the lies Donnie tells, the persecution in this case is real.

Of you ask me, this man is the reason for all of this. Bernie would have won reelection yesterday. Nearly anyone would have.

The answer is tactile buttons with displays behind them. Not sure why nobody is doing this in cars…

Can you please show me a single protest of an Israeli citizen against the war specifically because of the genocide?

The same folks being killed by Israel? Those ones?

Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.

This man is a Muppet. He just wants to exploit the people who live in this world and use his services for profits. What a legacy to leave behind…

He won’t get me. I deleted Facebook over a decade ago. The writing was all over the walls, everyone…

Yes. It’s not an expert. It feigns this, but it’s all lies.