it’s me sink.
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Are the years metric?
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 73 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Would that not be 113?
🤦 indeed 😳 thanks. (edited)
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
We will see but chances are
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
Then start turning rancid the next year
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
Yeah, or not
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
I’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Congratulations!
I’d say I’m surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
