Skin renews every vew days.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Thank god
“Almost” is a bit optimistic. Are femcels getting office jobs these days?
If you post censored shit I’m going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
While I was shaking it.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
profound.
Couldn’t find a wild uncensored version, so here’s an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Wow way to suck Google images
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn’t obsess over a woman’s sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.
Not people who were born via Caesarean.
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
That one pissed off Macbeth, too.
Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina
Present company excluded
As all things should be (unless unwanted)
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like it goddammit
