I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
Didn’t get there, couldn’t figure out the documentation.
& touch woman cannot touch ‘woman’: Permission denied
Sudo touch woman
A tabula rasa? In my file system?
You are not on the suboers list. Action reported
mount woman
me: hmm ima try batcj
C:\>woman.hlp Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?uh basic?
LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUEjs??
>getHelp.woman() SyntaxError: Invalid arguments[some other language]???
%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen() ErrorCOME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory
Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.
New type of hotwife just dropped
You must mean WiFi.
My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
Insecure?
We prefer the term “public”
Being freely used by all of my neighbors
You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
I don’t have the actual hardware, it’s all virtual and she runs in my head
I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.
I have her as a second partition in my main (read: internal) storage.
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
Wife? What’s that? My Wi-Fi isn’t free, though.
You should install OpenWRT then
OpenWRT still relies on proprietary firmware for WiFi to work
Please no body shaming here. Our wifives can be a little chubby but please do not imply that they are bloated it’s the love (and packages) that we receive that truly matter
Counter question: Is your wife software?
I feel with the rise of AI you’re going to get a lot of yes to this question
trying to get any gf
i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong
we’re all software running on wetware in a meatware shell
Ok Choom.
file not foundpermission denied
I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren’t there more women in Linux spaces? We’ll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven’t read the comments in this thread yet, I’m sure they’re all completely uncontroversial.
heteronormative assumptions
You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.
oh! it’s you!
The person on reddit that starts all comments with “well actually,”
Can I have an autograph?
It’s spelled, “well acktschually,” and yes, I am free for an autograph m’lady.
Too “I use arch BTW” to tip your " fedora"?
I’ll see myself out
I have done research into this protocol.
Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren’t women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I’m afab nb
I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
We need more information to reach people. So far I’ve only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).
Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn’t like it and express their opinions openly.
A fellow linux girl!!! It’s nice to not feel so alonee
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
You mean to tell me https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren’t women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.
they are probably non cisgender, and that’s as far as I’m going with this statement.
I was being cheeky, lol. Thanks for the update. Was not intending to come off as trying to start a serious conversation about gender identity. I debated throwing a /s but figured the rule 37 reference was enough.
looks at comment section yep you’re right, ew
maybe not cis women.
there aren’t more women in linux spaces because of The Creature
what is the creature? I don’t follow.
That’s just my mother in law.
baduum tss
When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it’s not really socially acceptable.
Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren’t (probably even they have members who secretly aren’t!) 😃
Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated
sorry you have to deal with that. fwiw i cringe when that happens.
Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.
The first step will be for more and more of tech management to actually confront their misogyny. And not just the obvious stuff like this, but also subtle stuff like how women’s professional performances are often seen as worse when not blinded.
Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.
I don’t own my wife.
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don’t get a login on my machine, though, and you’re definitely not on the sudoers list.
