Yeah, they did the branding thing to people too.

“I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

How can rats have human level intelligence, if we as humans have to essentially consume the whole bodyweight of a rat daily, just to sustain our very energy demanding brains.

>Puts Iron-56 in a box.
>checks at the heat death if the universe
>still Iron-56
>mfw box also Iron-56

Physicians: “It’s all vector addition and differatials?”
Mathematicians: “Always has been.”

Books. I’m dyslexic as fuck but heavy readers are mostly chill people.

They can get appease of my balls.

Baseball, huh?

I’ll doomwalk off a cliff.

Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.

He sacrificed his natural skin color.

*Dark Souls flashback intensifies*

If Zelenski pulled himself up by his bootstraps, he also could go golfing and skiing one day. /s

Tarkov.

Yo, what the fuck?

Can I buy the movie rights to your life?

Damn, my teachers never unzipped their jackets to reveal what’s underneath.

From my experience life is a ball rolling down a hill. It never gets higher than the day before and if it hits the bottom you die.

Your birth decides the starting height and your effort decides the slope.

I started somewhere in the lower middle and put zero effort into life. Now I’m not even half way past others but I’m already near the bottom.

Let’s say I’m not exactly expecting a natural end to my life at this stage.

Yeah, except I can’t afford a dog or woods.

That “No” buttons looks sexier every night.

It’s damn exhausting to discuss political topics with them, […]

Then don’t, and if that’s the only thing they’re willing to talk about, make passive aggressive remarks about their lack of conversational creativity.