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That web developer might be an undercover product tester.
I enjoy finding the bugs
The problem is the existence of the bugs
I LOVE finding bugs.
I HATE looking for them
And the bugs are always in the last lines of code you check. It’s so infuriating! Why can’t they be in the first?
Because you stop searching when you find the bug.
You have to not execute
lines[] = Load(file.code); bool bug_found = false; i=0; while(!bug_found) { bug_found = findBug(lines[i]); } bug_fix(lines[i]);You have to run
lines[] = Load(file.code); def bugs[]; a = 0; for(i=0;i<lines[].length();i++) { if (findBug(lines[i]) { bugs[a] = lines[i]; a++; } } for(b=0;b<=a;b++) { bug_fix(lines[b]); }/j
You’re not desperate enough for them to reveal themselves to you yet
Are you a spider?
no, but I used to have one. He didn’t like looking for them either.
Ok that’s a fair point
I’d argue human developers also enjoy finding bugs, they just don’t like HAVING them.
Bugs are job security
You may not like it, but this is what peak software engineering job security looks like.
~ a friend of mine, 2024
Spiders and programmers both need bugs to be able to eat
testers
Particularly Penetration Testers.
Especially if the test subject is your mom.
Or the local IT Transfem :3
I love finding bugs, and then squishing them.
