Rage
Walking around in general public in only Speedos.
the use of towels as a territorial marker
They draped one over the back of Poland that time.
The automobile - pronounce it out loud, you’ll say it something like “ow-toe moh-beel”, i.e. in a German accent. Because Germans invented cars.
The assault rifle. They invented the concept, a handful of prototypes without the relevant doctrine (or for the 1890s one, even a detachable magazine) is irrelevant. Fight me, @bluewing.
I think the otto & diesel cycles are a better claim than the automobile, given there are like 100 different competing “first automobiles” to chose from
Zyklon B?
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The Berlin Wall, putting beach towels on recliners at the crack of dawn, sauerkraut, lederhosen, frankfurters, doner kebabs, hamburgers, donuts, cheese, iron gates, macerated cherries, aardvarks, the car, the bicycle, diesel, the moon, beer, lager, tamagotchi, the letter ‘a’, the number 25, serrated saw blades, cantilever bridges, ice cream, hand lotion, galoshes, the ipod, bilateral symmetry, the dawn, goths, the parachute, that sizzling noise meat makes when you fry it, hats, gloves, left socks, altitudes over 1,773 feet, postmodernism, and geese.
Sauerkraut is way older then Germany. People have been fermenting food a long time.
Especially when you consider Germany as a country is not really that old
The Zweihänder and Aldi
Ps: I DuckDuckGo’ed this
The blitzkrieg.
The Haber process.
Fanta?
Printed circuit boards. Printing press. Theory of relativity. Homeopathy.
You could’ve really stopped at “relativity”.
Yes but I felt the need to include the evil/misguided minority of Germans, and I managed to do it without referencing certain 20th century events.
Printing press as well as the linotype.
If a German invented the Xerox they would’ve had the hat trick.
The US Army. Given the history, you might expect it to based on either the French or British model, but no, they mostly took notes from Prussia.
You might also think it’s a very top-down authoritarian model for a military, but also no. That notion mostly comes from the legacy of Nazis. Both before and after, the German model of the Army is one of the least top-down authoritarian militaries.
The woman that birthed Gutenberg
hamburger
Though named after Hamburg, it was an American invention.
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and then they patented it. the patents expired, but that doesn’t make mp3 not suck
