WHY IS GAMORA!
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Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
Don’t forget the twerking
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to be like that for two months.
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
I’d be doing
SherekFiona.Alright, but do you actually know somebody who would be your She-Hulk Bottom in that hypothetical?
/joke
Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
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It’s not easy bein’ green
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
But, is her pussy green?
At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe
You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
I have some very good news for you…
God I wish dwarves were real
I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Brothers of the mine rejoice.
Swing, swing, swing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice.
Sing, sing, song with me!
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
if(calledOut){ say("It's just a joke bro"); }That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?
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…I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic
Sure buddy.
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I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
Duly noted homie.
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
So, maybe 28 Days Later?
Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
How is Gamora?
Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55
Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn’t dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That’s basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.
Why is Gamora?
Came here for this 😁
