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Can’t wait for the How It’s Actually Made of this one.
It’s actually a 24 hour channel called … Pornhub
Well you see son, when a man wants to rent an apartment, deliver pizza, chill with his step mom and/or step sister, interview a model, ride in a taxi, or go hiking in the woods, very very much…
Or How To Basic
How to act edgy and waste food.
Lube slip’n’slide, here I cum
Or “You Suck at Cooking”
I zoomed to read the package bc I like when they use parody brand names. “Swodnoc”.
It simply says “condoms” upside down, lol.
Well, I got your joke anyway
TV is getting weird? I guess it’s time to switch to a channel that glorifies violence. Yeah, that’s normal.
I just renewed my Purge TV subscription.
Weirdly, the Purge tv series was pretty decent for what it was
And honestly too realistic.
I like my violence with high impact sexual gratification.
nothing gets my engine going faster than a bunch of sweaty dudes raging in a circle while they bang each other in the rear just to get ahead.
I am sickened, but curious
Get out of here with your auto-eroticism!
Pass me harder daddy!
It would have cost you nothing to not share that.
But we’re all glad he did.
lol … mom switches to the news channel with live unedited coverage of the war in Gaza
And now over to sports…
The Detroit Tigers got killed today in their game against the Cleveland Guardians.
Oh yeah? What happened?
I just told you. The Tigers were killed during the game. Gun violence in Detroit is a serious issue.
Frankly would rather that than coded religious messages that encourage bigotry. At least (some) of the negative effects of violence are usually shown - not so much when it comes to thinking you’re better than others because you were told your Sky-Daddy said so.
Its probably easier to explain to a kid the concepts of death and homicide than the concepts of sexual intercourse and injecting bodily fluids into another human being.
It’s really not. Birth and conception is a much easier conversation and concept for kids to grasp than the finality that is death.
It’s really not. And generally correct information helps them choose safe sex.
Well one is a basic biological process, the other is something we made up to entertain ourselves and accumulate power.
Even without understanding sexual attraction, the concept of pregnancy is pretty simple once you get over the guilt and shame of anatomy.
Explaining why people kill each other is why more complicated.
Explaining why people kill each other is why more complicated.
Only if trying to actually educate your kids. Otherwise, there’s the tried and true lazy/bad parenting method of only telling little Billy that “bad people need to be punished” and being surprised when he hits a classmate for taking his crayon.
