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This feels too high quality for a shit post.
Gotta make sure your fiber intake is decent so you get good quality shit like this
I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans
This is why open carry is a good idea. So we can shoot people who create these dilemmas.
Why open carry and telegraph your capabilities? Just shoot them from a concealed carry position. Maybe you just learned the term and wanted to use it in a sentence.
That unfortunately means you have to shoot a lot of people. Trolley problems are everywhere. They just arent as obvios as pulling a lever. But your political and consumer behaviour are full of trolley problems.
So you can either pull the trigger and shoot a lot of people, which will make you a murderer, or, if you dont, through your inactions, a lot of other people will have to suffer through hidden trolley problems. Your choice.
Jokes on you, No loved ones, so who cares if you pull the lever or not, go have a frothy instead.
I ban trolleys. Everyone walks.
you find some third way thats not the bad outcomes that are suggested. Theres always possibilities in life and people who say there are not are generally trying to coerce you.
And that’s why you should vote kamla.
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Nuke it from orbit.
👍 It’s the only way to be sure
And where are their arms and legs?
They didn’t keep them inside the car at all times.
amputee representation. don’t make it weird.
Give the loved ones guns
Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?
It says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.
Your hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?
Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.
Easy there Solomon
cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin
Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.
If these are tracks in the US then I just understaff the engineers and maintenance teams and the train derails before I have to make a decision, checkmate.
If these tracks are in the US, so I am. So I shoot the other guy with the gun(s) I usually carry around when I go out and then pull the lever.
PULL THE LEVER KRONK!!!
why do we even have that lever?!
I think the premise falls apart on the assumption that I consider pulling the lever as best case.
