The upgrade looks like a pain in the ass
Please use foodgrade coconut oil when inserting this update!
Man, people are really jumping on that one.
It really plugs the llama’s ass
Evolving into buttplug?
It has a flared base, knock yourself out.
Getting to the base would be impressive
Oh, summer child, I guess you’ve never seen goatse.
VLC: The Sex Update
At least the base looks flaired
You’re worried that you get a traffic cone lost in your ass?
Ha, one should always be aware of the risks.
But also, VLC crashes a lot for me lately, so was hoping this was a joke that the next version would be more stable and the kinks would be worked out.
Who isn’t???
What’s the risk of back doors?
For VLC, anything
Is this an update or a plugin?
Me VS how I see myself in the mirror.
You are a vampire
Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?
No, with a buttplug on the inside
No, I just see myself as a buttplug, how can I be any clearer than that.
Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks
What happened to VLC?
You’re gonna want to sit down on this
Shove your open source video player up your ass
