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shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Precrime

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Precrime

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shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002

      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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        And that memed britsh Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a “how dare you sir!” ridiculous voice.

        • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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          9 months ago

          “Get your hand off my penis!”

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      9 months ago

      No, it was democracy manifest.

  • lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    How is this a joke? It’s literally just a weak book/movie reference.

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      9 months ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

      • lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        9 months ago

        Ah, obscure reference humor , definitely not my thing.

        • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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          Considering it’s not obscure, it makes it seem like you’re trying to act pretentious about the subject of a simple comic. Not great optics for you.

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            9 months ago

            Well, it is Australian.

          • lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Oh, darn, I guess my social cred in Lemmy has taken a real hit.

            • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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              Ah I see. It wasn’t just that you were legitimately questioning the comic. You’re a troll. Glad you made that clear for everyone.

        • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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          9 months ago

          Oh, sorry my highness. OP must be punished.

        • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          WATCH IT NOW
          IT VERY FUNNY

    • Aermis@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      The last panel is from a comical arrest of a gentleman.

      • flicker@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        “A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

    • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      Oh.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    This gets me smiling.

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    9 months ago

    For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.

    you can learn about it here

    • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.

      • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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        9 months ago

        If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.

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          I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn’t fact check anything.

          Here’s a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.

        • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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          9 months ago

          It helped us out

    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I’ve been on the internet for a long time and I’d never seen that one. You’re doing God’s work.

  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Get your hand off my penis!

    • YoFrodo@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Ah, I see you know your judo well

  • kitnaht@lemmy.worldBanned
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    9 months ago

    RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.

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      9 months ago

      “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

      Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

      • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.

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        If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!

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      9 months ago

      He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.

  • Venator@lemmy.nz
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    9 months ago

    He was actually arrested for credit card fraud

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    9 months ago

    This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.

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      Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      You mean Minority Report?

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        9 months ago

        Thats… that’s the joke…

        • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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          9 months ago

          Well, whoosh me, then.

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      9 months ago

      There’s a Futurama episode where they do this!

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      9 months ago

      really tall guy from Jack Reacher

      That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

      • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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        Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)

        Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.

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          I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.

        • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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          Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I’ve ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?

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            The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.

            I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action… and the second movie was hot garbage.

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              Well that’s exciting to hear! I’ll definitely check it out now. Thank you!

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            The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.

          • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The show is really good, and no offense to Cruise, but Ritchson is a much scarier looking dude.

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He’s not allowed to do that anymore, after he broke the first three.

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        9 months ago

        Wrong Jack Reacher. 😉

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          9 months ago

          Oh, that really tall guy.

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    This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw

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      I thought it was a poke at Minority Report

    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Don’t watch S2 thou.

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        its a one season show and that’s it, imo

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    Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.

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      9 months ago

      Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.

      • GluWu@lemm.ee
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        Less lethal just means more practice.

        • Sabata@ani.social
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          An opportunity to shoot them twice!

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      9 months ago

      I hope the Agent knows his Judo well

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    This is Democracy manifest

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      You read the rolling R’s.

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    9 months ago

    Oh God why do I know this?

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.

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      … was

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    9 months ago

    Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.

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    “Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!”

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