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You forgot the corkscrew.
Fan anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew
I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.
Identify theft is murder.
You wouldn’t download a car.Us ducks can’t download anything silly we don’t know how to use the Internet
I want to see someone dress like that. New life goal appeared.
Buy me those items and I’ll dress like that. Send the receipts too please.
New life goal… denied.
M’llardy
You’re telling me steve madden wore those?
Gotta look good lining up in an I formation
