Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Good, now get me off this planet.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a consul, meaning only people can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I’m still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn’t look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.
Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.
Maybe it’s just misaligned.
It can be rotated, no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.
How many AA batteries do we need?
At least 4.
And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive
Nobody I’d trust more to open the Iris!
If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need
roadsChevronsYeah there’s no DHD visible here. Maybe they’ve jerry-rigged their own!
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
It’s classified.
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
TO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?
They’re after the cats.
See, he was right all along.
/s (just in case)
OOOOH! It all makes sense now!
They weren’t talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate.
Because those fuckers do eat dogs.
Read that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
Oh Jesus.
Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.
Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
papermache would vaporize instantly
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
It’s a neat trick, for sure.
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”
Ohio has drive-through liquor stores. As in a place where you drive into a little carport, stay in your car, they bring the booze to you, you pay, and drive off.
That should tell you a lot right there.
I thought our state motto was “HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!”
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
