Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

Good luck getting a trial infront a jury of peers eh pears

technologically

Not only that, according to his lore they also had psionic powers and could make stuff levitate.

Wonder if they were friends with the lost civilization on Mars (yes, he also believes this)…

I cast Eurotrochilus inexpectatus!

Epitoky/Shizogamy is where it’s really at

He didn’t have much time left in either case so at least he died famous.

(The average Humbold penguin in the wild gets to like 17 or 18 years with like 20 max. Though in captivity they can get to like 30 or in rare cases late 30s)

Yeah, very funny giving it such a cutesy name so you drop your guard but once you learn what it is actually called you won’t be laughing anymore:

Japanese long-tailed bushtit

I see Griffith

And they didn’t even take the route through Brunswick, smh