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When you have A joint party with a 2 and a 20 something year old you can break out the regex:
27?
Having a
0as the condition for a ternary operator seems redundant.Mb it’s a regex trying to match
4or04. Idk why make age a string, tho.
Yay you are unicode encoding error years old!
I might have turned to vampire at around 21
This is for when your wife/girlfriend turns 40, you use 4? Instead so it looks better.
But that could imply anything upto 49. Better do ?0
thorty
Or it implies that she’s 4.
Some people don’t know their real birthday but still celebrate on a day of their choosing. I know an orphaned dreamer who does that.
The “?” candle is obviously for a gender reveal party.
Fight me!
Migrants from war torn countries unfortunately. In some communities there’s a lot of people with birthdays on Jan 1st, because they don’t know their birthdates. Quite common for Sudanese refugees (places with child soldiers or where family/parent based killing happened).
It’s tough out there in the world.
People still don’t record accurate birthdays here. A registrar goes to a village once every 3-4 months and all the kids born within the previous few months get the same birthday (if registered at all).
And this is a new thing. People older than that from villages have no clue how old they are. Just guess stuff.
I’ve been 20 years old for a decade, my mother said it’s over this year, might switch to that
I can think of one vampire that definitely still counts.
I know a couple people who’ve been ? years old ever since they turned 30.
Women have “??” Birthday after what, 25?
Office birthday party.
It’s extra-insulting, because they paid more for a ? candle rather than just asking you.
I think they’re implying that it can be rude to broadcast someone’s age, since some people like to be private about it.
They you just put 25 and call it good.
Or “25?”
Can I have an interrobang candle?
