One does not merely turn their child into a door.
I thought casting students as inanimate objects or plants only happened in TV shows.
No no. I was a tree as a child too. I don’t remember what the play was.
Not to brag, but I was the only tree with a line.
It’s a mathematical reality if you want to give every kid in a class a role.
I just thought that in real life, when they were out of on-stage roles, other children would do something else. But then again if the children are, like, 7, it’s not like you can assign ALL the jobs to them.
I hadn’t thought about it. But then again, I never did any sort of play at school.
No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.
Come on, Billy, you need to bulk up by mid December so you’re heavy enough to pull the rope that opens the curtains! The entire play depends on you!
Take some liberties: for one, it’s a manger, add animals. For two, it’s a work of fiction, add aliens, or Wookies, or robots. For three, the whole point is to have kids feel included and be interested, so add MDMA or something.
With 30 kids there’s still probably 15 playing animals already.
You think anyone cares how many “animals” are on stage?
If they can’t creatively figure out how to give everyone a part they can be excited about, then they have no business producing the show. I mean, a fucking door? Pathetic.
With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.
rough way to tell parents that their child is as dumb as a doorknob
I thought it was a-door-able
Unfortunately the other kids will call her a “door-k” for the rest of the school year.
*Too many cooks *
Door? At the nativity? Did they finally got a room on the b&b?
Maybe she’s the door the innkeeper slams in their faces.
There’s actually a Jesus Christ Superstar parody told from the view of the innkeeper (featuring The Mighty Boosh’s Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, Julia Davis, Rich Fulcher, Matt Lucas, Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade):
Bless you for sharing this.
How do you upvote one thousand times with just one account?
Thank you, kind stranger
This actually brought back bad memories for me. Depressing stuff follows:
I went to a private school and had the same teacher for all six years. He hated me for multiple reasons and a lot of things he did to me would be considered just plain abusive today. It was bad to the point that my parents, who didn’t understand the issue, only figured it out when my mom ran into a schoolmate of mine years later in a supermarket and she told my mother that she felt so bad for me because of how he treated me.
Anyway, one of the first signs of this was that in first grade, we were going to do a winter puppet show for the parents. Like I said, this was a private school. It was split into grades 1-3 and grades 4-6, so we’re talking like 10 kids here. I was super excited because I have always loved performing. He knew I was super excited. So he cast me as… snowflakes. I had to hold up too snowflakes on sticks and move them around. I was absolutely crushed.
The good part is that as an adult, I’ve been paid to do standup and have done some critically well-received VO work (for some names you would recognize but I’m not going to say, sorry).
So fuck him.
Anyway, not your fault, I just had to let that out.
Back to the fun.
May I direct you to this video?
Let’s go!
Get in there!
This better be a private school
I was a wiseman in a public school Christmas thing. Even that young it felt a little weird but I had such little exposure to religion that I went along with it. If I had been any older I would have known to step down from my role and be a door.
Who fucking cares sometimes someone’s gotta do the shit role like being the rock that someone pulls the sword out of. Stop trying to make these battle of the sexs constantly happen. Love each other fuck these overly assumingly sensitive weirdos.
Where do you see a battle of the sexes? I just see the emphasis placed on the door costume, and the very exaggerated excited tone
I was once a wrapped box (present) in a play.
They couldn’t add an extra animal in the manger?
All this overfishing man
… With cardboard and string.
Thanks. Appreciate the assist
google door costume
What the hell is nativity
it’s like the birth of Jesus Christ type sh, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativity_of_Jesus
It’s a major plot point for the Jesus fandom.
will at least she’ll finally have the right wing weirdos advocating for her empowerment.
