• esc27@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.

    • Me: hey google play soft piano music
    • Google: spopht
    • Me:… hey google play soft piano music
    • Google: I’m sorry, who did you want to call?
    • Me: Cancel
    • Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
    • Google: playing piano music on youtube… sorry I cannot do that on this device
    • Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
    • Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
    • Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL
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        4 months ago

        I was listening to The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents.

        They weren’t quite as edgy back then.

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      4 months ago

      I used to like asking my google assistant to make my light blue, until it decided it wanted to play the "I’m Blue " song every single time, which was funny a couple of times until you’re hungover AF and it decideds to play it at full fucking volume, then blatantly ignoresnyour pained calls to stop.

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        4 months ago

        I am glad it’s not happening to me, but I can’t imagine that not being funny.