Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮💨
Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances
Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.
While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.
What about the Lemon Party?
they already said Republican party
I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”
And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.
Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.
Tax the rich with blue shells
Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.
This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand
We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing
Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though
The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain
Maybe the brain got swollen from all that horse paste?
The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.
