Aah… Embrace absurdism.
I miss Nihilist Arby’s.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
I can’t even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.
Nah, Americans will vote for killing children in the Gaza prison. Because ANYTHING but Trump is what’s good.
Even if that means supporting Israel’s genocide.
And American’s will still act like they have some moral superiority over the people they paid into bombing. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
🥱
Yawning at genocide, an American tradition. But keep telling yourself you have some moral high ground. 😙
Go ahead, vote for genocide and Trump’s border wall.
What does this have to do with literally anything in the post??
Russian trolls just getting desperate at this point…
Nice try idiot
So you’re saying it’s not just me?
I have had a snickers and it is just you. Eat a verification snickers and you can be just like me
Jokes on you, I’m only 25!
Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won’t stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of “big picture” reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
I’m sorry you feel that way too, I’m in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like… I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don’t hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.
Maybe you just need a Snickers?
actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)
Milky way.
Also has allergen warnings.
You’d be shocked how much candy that doesn’t contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
CONSUME
OBEY
REPEAT
CONFORM
You either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can!
I genuinely can’t tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.
I think that’s pretty much what we have now.
The power & wealth imbalance is the same anyway.
The wealthiest man in the world is installing a God king. It’s a perversion of democracy.
Let’s fucking do it.
Ok we do it, but it’s cyber
The French rioted over retirement age. The US, well,
Hell yeah man, I’d love to see the heat death of the universe.
That’d be cool to see tbh.
That’s a big assumption that humanity actually makes it out of this situation the wealthy have gotten everyone into.
But things will survive, just not sure it will be humanity.
Better use the effort to fix the issues we have now.
Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
How about we team up and try to make this world better instead?
Nah, that takes effort, and all I want to do is bitch and moan.
I envy your optimism, that things get better in the future.
Well, I’d go insane if I didn’t believe that.
Reminds me of why some people turn to religion. Clinging to fairy tales & imaginary promises of a better future, makes life bearable.
Religious groups are about the last active groups who can be swayed to actually do something about the state of the world, i don’t understand why we rail so hard against them. So what if we willfully subscribe to fantasy and fairy tail? Are you trying to say that we are weak for enjoying video games, role playing, good books and company?
I know I do
I went on chatgpt and said “Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers”. It returned almost the same as above.
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
I am not 35. I’m 34.
Give it some time…
No.
Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.
That’s so cynical that I would almost kinda respect it if I didn’t hate marketing on principle.
Well you can just buy that check mark, and I have trouble believing the advertising people at Snickers are bold enough to actually post this, so it’s probably satire
You can also just Photoshop or edit the page source to make it say whatever you want
That’s cheating, and someone could catch you.
Not me of course; that would require actually checking Xitter
Covid commercials in a nutshell