I went on chatgpt and said “Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers”. It returned almost the same as above.
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
CONSUME
OBEY
REPEAT
CONFORM
You either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can!
Maybe…
Lace it with LSD and it’ll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.
Drugs are pretty great.
DARE to try interesting drugs
Try a lot of some drugs, a little of others, and none of bath salts.
Drugs.
Start before you stopI stumbled on this video like a decade ago, no idea how it has such low views. It’s a gem.
A full 6 months of good outlook from some acid??? Geez you getting good returns!
I used to do this and it helped my mental state a lot. LSD refresh every 6-12 months.
But I haven’t had a source for LSD in 2 years now 😭
I’m 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I’ve just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?
USA
Owed $52,000 upon graduating with a bachelor’s degree.
It’s been
1612 years and I still owe $40,000.I regret going to college every day of my life.
I am not 35. I’m 34.
Give it some time…
No.
Covid commercials in a nutshell
Aah… Embrace absurdism.
I miss Nihilist Arby’s.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
I can’t even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.
Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.
Because when you’re down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, diabetes and cavities.
Treat yourself to even more problems!
Tbf, you don’t get diabetes from eating sugar. But the fat and cavities will do. *eats his feelings*
So you’re saying it’s not just me?
I have had a snickers and it is just you. Eat a verification snickers and you can be just like me
Nah, Americans will vote for killing children in the Gaza prison. Because ANYTHING but Trump is what’s good.
Even if that means supporting Israel’s genocide.
And American’s will still act like they have some moral superiority over the people they paid into bombing. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Nice try idiot
What does this have to do with literally anything in the post??
Russian trolls just getting desperate at this point…
🥱
Yawning at genocide, an American tradition. But keep telling yourself you have some moral high ground. 😙
Go ahead, vote for genocide and Trump’s border wall.
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of “big picture” reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
Maybe you just need a Snickers?
actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)
Milky way.
Also has allergen warnings.
You’d be shocked how much candy that doesn’t contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
I’m sorry you feel that way too, I’m in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like… I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don’t hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.
