Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
Oh you…
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
you dare not
It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.