Not penis cream

Show your moves!

Does it work? I just need to sustain, not decimate

Everyone in these threads is too scared to bunk it, tho

To the tune of I get around?

Rain water and grain alcohol

Ooh baby!

This has popped up in the wild a few times recently

Why

Holy mackerel

It’s taken me all this time to find out what I need

Rain water and grain alcohol for me

Somebody order an exterminator

Your gift was the garage

Before we get to that, are you home right now? I have something waiting for you in your garage. Can you smell it?

Whips?

Yeah I went through a small emotional rollercoaster! it felt so alone when he was running out of oxygen, then we were safe now that we had a friend.

but then we’re both still way in the deep

Totally not Not-Heinous

Burninating

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Sorry. An AV installer has PTSD from tons of pissed off clients blaming us for their audio system suddenly not working

Hell couldn’t be real because humans would eventually fetishize any pain input and dump buckets forever.

Some webcomic I saw back in the earlier days of the Internet