Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square174fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square174fedilink
minus-squarehomesnatch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoTo inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoSo they float, of course. This is an old internet joke.
minus-squareEvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoMaybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoOh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan. Good plan, actually.
Why helium?
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.