Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Don’t they roost, though?

Crows can’t crow. 🤯

Roosters don’t crow, they cock-a-doodle-doo. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

“Rooster” is a word Puritan assholes made up so they didn’t have to say “cock” and thereby admit the sexual nature of humanity. By which they, ironically, admitted the sexual nature of humanity.

Too busy murdering.

For the same reason cows moo but a moose don’t cow.